Monday, May 17, 2010

To Do Oneself (FUCK YOU)

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1. An expression of contempt.

2. People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.


3. The phrase "fuck you" can be used in many different ways:
1)It can be used as a high level of offensive matter whereas it is intended to hurt another person.
2)It can also be a way to express your sexual desire over another person of opposite or same sex.
3)It can express a deep repulsion or the desire for another person to leave.
4)Finally, it can be used ,in a amiable accolade, as an unobstrusive jealousy, where this jealousy is mostly friendly.

1)"Fuck you, you unorthodox being."
2)"I want to fuck you, will you come up into my room?"
3)"Fuck you, I will have to ostracize you now for wanting to (2)fuck me."
4)"Fuck you, you killed me again."


4. "Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."
Idiot: "Fuck you!"

"Peace and Justice for All" is an empty case of bubblegum (BUZZWORD)

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1. (n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.
media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.

the list is unexhaustive.


2. A contemporary yet cliched word, saying or catchphrase, often used by incompetent managers in an attempt to motivate staff. Which fails.

"Always a pleasure, Mr Ben. Never a chore." - greeting given every day by one of Mr Ben's former supervisors. Example can be found in the book "Managerial Bollocks For Dummies", priced £2.99.